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Maybe this has been around the internets before, but I haven't seen it. Just for fun.

Random Thought of the Day: July 30th, 2006

"Hot gay tap dancers can never be as hot as hot straight tap dancers."

Friday Flickr Fetch: July 28th, 2006

Another Gay Movie: Damn, damn damn damn

After all the hype, personal obsession, and enthusiasm - not to mention promotion - I don't think I'll be able to see Another Gay Movie any time soon. The movie opens this Friday in New York, Los Angeles, and Philadelphia. The next month or so after that, it'll open in just 14 more cities. None of which I live in or relatively close to. Damn. Someone who sees it will have to tell me how amazing it was. Even if I downloaded movies off Limewire or whatever, I doubt that a film that small would make it on there. Damn.

Ace

Damn.

Video: Australian Reporter Hits on Fred Phelps Jr.

You may remember his wife's memorable appearance on Fox News and the bitch slapping courtesy of Julie Banderas.

Life: July 24th, 2006

Damn, can anyone believe this heat? I feel like such a bum sitting inside, watching TV, drinking my iced chai, reading WIRED, and sticking my head in the freezer, but I don't care. It is hot outside and I will bum around until it cools off. Thanks global warming! I can't wait until fall. It is quite seriously my favorite time of the year and I love the weather, cool and crisp, the perfect time to snuggle up with a special guy if I had one...Oh poor me. I'll have to settle for my merino sweater. Anyways, it's not fall yet!

The other day I did something that I have never done: I dyed my hair. When I was younger, I had super blonde hair, like lightning! But as I grew up I lost it to a nice brown that I don't usually mind.

Lately, I've been getting sick of it and wanted a summer change. So I went to the drugstore and bought some L'Oreal hair dye. On the package it said that it would take 25 minutes to work. Well I left that nasty goop on for 25 minutes and nothing happened. Honestly. So I waited for it to work. I waited for not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, but 5 hours. I washed it out. My hair was reddish brown - at best. My mom said my hair was like iron - claiming to make a comment on the strength of my hair and it's ability to resist chemicals. I know she was talking about the color!

The next day I tried actual bleaching product and it worked. Well almost. It's not as blonde as my hair used to be, it's more golden now. I'm glad I did it, but I was a little disappointed, I wanted to completely revert back to my happy childhood. The thing is, in the end it doesn't matter, my hair grows freakishly fast and it'll be half gone by the time school starts. This better be a good tip off for anyone who doesn't know I'm gay, because how many straight guys dye their whole head of hair blonde?

Hot/Blonde Ace

The Archives Are Open

If you enjoy my now weekly Flickr Fetches, find me on Flickr as acemanlove. I've favorited every single Flickr Fetch in history and you can find them all there. Just friend me first. I love going through them. It's funny how after a while I'm getting an idea of what kind of guys I like, what my "type" is.

Tina Fey and Rachel Dratch jump the sinking ship

Oh SNL, long ago are the days of Will Ferrell and Jimmy Fallon and the time when 11:30PM on Saturday meant something. Why can't SNL be the same as it was before? This past season was especially sucky (except for the Natalie Portman episode) so it comes as no surprise that both Tina Fey and Rachel Dratch are leaving the show. I think both of them are some of the strongest members of the cast and it sucks that they're leaving.

Fey leaves 'Saturday Night Live' for primetime [THR]

Friday Flickr Fetch: July 21st, 2006

Another way to say "Hey Ace"

I now have a profile on DList. I just got signed up and I'm already addicted. Besides a lot of hot guys and cool profiles, there are some cool blogs.

Friday Flickr Fetch: July 14th, 2006

Called It: Kathy Griffin in Rat Costume...

Well, I knew this would make it to television at some point...

On tonight's episode of "My Life on the D-List" Kathy Griffin dressed up in rat costume to scare her dogs so that they would stay in the yard. Well, it just so happens that I was aware of this incident a while ago. How? You Ask? It was on her website. Below is a video from the show and below that is video from Jessica, Kathy's assistant.

Kathy Griffin on Larry King

I just watched the Kathy Griffin interview on Larry King. Kathy talked a lot about her recent divorce which sucks because her husband Matt was stealing money from her. $72,000 over a year and a half to be precise. Besides that stuff, they covered a lot of her life including her family life, her early career with guest spots on Seinfeld, ER, and Ellen, her status as a D-list celebrity, her parent's new celebrity status, her material, her standup, her Afghanistan and Iraq trips, relationships with various celebrities including Barbara Walters, Star Jones, Rosie O'Donnell, and Clay Aiken, her reality show, and plastic surgery. Any one who reads this blog knows that I'm a hardcore Kathy Griffin fan, and this interview confirms my true gay obsession. If it repeats, check it out for sure.

But if you need your Kathy Griffin fix now, check her out on Jimmy Kimmel...

Random Google Hit

I've been getting hits from people searching for this.

Life: July 7th, 2006

My cell ran out of battery a couple days ago and I forgot to recharge it. Today at 4pm I was finally checking my messages and I got one from a friend about seeing Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. She said that she and some of our friends were planning to see it at 8pm, which worked out. Of course, the last message I got was her telling me that they're going to the 5pm and that they have a ticket for me. Well, I raced over there to get good seats and it was fun. I had mixed feelings about the movie, mostly because of the way it ended. Won't ruin anything here. Maybe later.

I've designated this weekend as "Cleaning Weekend" and I'm gonna try to clean my whole room. I like having a clean room, but every time I start picking clothes off the floor, I get this urge to go through every single piece of clothing I own and decide if I still like it. I'm ruthless. Oh, ok, speaking of clothes: Project Runway is coming back. When I heard this from someone I thought they were making it up or were getting confused with reruns. Nope, the big PR is coming back for a third season. I don't know what the final show will be because it's been New York Fashion Week in the past, which is awesome. I can't wait to hear more crazy gay men bitch that the overlock machine has to be fixed.

Friday Flickr Fetch: July 7th, 2006 - World Cup Edition

World Cup Final on Sunday