"Hot gay tap dancers can never be as hot as hot straight tap dancers."
You may remember his wife's memorable appearance on Fox News and the bitch slapping courtesy of Julie Banderas.
Damn, can anyone believe this heat? I feel like such a bum sitting inside, watching TV, drinking my iced chai, reading WIRED, and sticking my head in the freezer, but I don't care. It is hot outside and I will bum around until it cools off. Thanks global warming! I can't wait until fall. It is quite seriously my favorite time of the year and I love the weather, cool and crisp, the perfect time to snuggle up with a special guy if I had one...Oh poor me. I'll have to settle for my merino sweater. Anyways, it's not fall yet!
The other day I did something that I have never done: I dyed my hair. When I was younger, I had super blonde hair, like lightning! But as I grew up I lost it to a nice brown that I don't usually mind.
Lately, I've been getting sick of it and wanted a summer change. So I went to the drugstore and bought some L'Oreal hair dye. On the package it said that it would take 25 minutes to work. Well I left that nasty goop on for 25 minutes and nothing happened. Honestly. So I waited for it to work. I waited for not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, but 5 hours. I washed it out. My hair was reddish brown - at best. My mom said my hair was like iron - claiming to make a comment on the strength of my hair and it's ability to resist chemicals. I know she was talking about the color!
The next day I tried actual bleaching product and it worked. Well almost. It's not as blonde as my hair used to be, it's more golden now. I'm glad I did it, but I was a little disappointed, I wanted to completely revert back to my happy childhood. The thing is, in the end it doesn't matter, my hair grows freakishly fast and it'll be half gone by the time school starts. This better be a good tip off for anyone who doesn't know I'm gay, because how many straight guys dye their whole head of hair blonde?
If you enjoy my now weekly Flickr Fetches, find me on Flickr as acemanlove. I've favorited every single Flickr Fetch in history and you can find them all there. Just friend me first. I love going through them. It's funny how after a while I'm getting an idea of what kind of guys I like, what my "type" is.
Oh SNL, long ago are the days of Will Ferrell and Jimmy Fallon and the time when 11:30PM on Saturday meant something. Why can't SNL be the same as it was before? This past season was especially sucky (except for the Natalie Portman episode) so it comes as no surprise that both Tina Fey and Rachel Dratch are leaving the show. I think both of them are some of the strongest members of the cast and it sucks that they're leaving.Fey leaves 'Saturday Night Live' for primetime [THR]
I now have a profile on DList. I just got signed up and I'm already addicted. Besides a lot of hot guys and cool profiles, there are some cool blogs.
Well, I knew this would make it to television at some point...
On tonight's episode of "My Life on the D-List" Kathy Griffin dressed up in rat costume to scare her dogs so that they would stay in the yard. Well, it just so happens that I was aware of this incident a while ago. How? You Ask? It was on her website. Below is a video from the show and below that is video from Jessica, Kathy's assistant.
But if you need your Kathy Griffin fix now, check her out on Jimmy Kimmel...
My cell ran out of battery a couple days ago and I forgot to recharge it. Today at 4pm I was finally checking my messages and I got one from a friend about seeing Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. She said that she and some of our friends were planning to see it at 8pm, which worked out. Of course, the last message I got was her telling me that they're going to the 5pm and that they have a ticket for me. Well, I raced over there to get good seats and it was fun. I had mixed feelings about the movie, mostly because of the way it ended. Won't ruin anything here. Maybe later.