29.9.06
25.9.06
Brandon Flowers & Fergie On TRL This Week
"Oh Fergie, what you gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk?"
"Oh Mr. Flowers, how do so perfectly pull off that eye liner and mascara?"
Those questions may never be truly answered my friends, but if you love these two like I do, check them out this week on TRL.
Brandon Flowers (from the Killers, duh) is in my personal opinion, the hottest man in music. I love those cute, tight, velvet blazers and that sometimes almost Seussian slicked up hair. He's such a hot little package! And Fergie? This is the girl who went from "Where Is the Love?" to "London Bridge." Enough said - she rocks my socks and if I was straight, I would "tap that." But in the meantime, I'll have to settle for Brandon. If only he were gay! :(
24.9.06
Oh Poor Bree Van De Kamp
Oh gosh, Bree just had her first orgasm on the the season premiere of Desperate Housewives. It happened during that scene that was on Youtube for a short time before ABC got it pulled off. Damn, how much would it suck to not ever have an orgasm, and then when it finally came, to not know what it was? Her "orgasm" - the thing she thought was an orgasm, was something she described as a "tingling feeling after sex". That is what happens to close-minded Republican women. Ha, kidding!
Oh shit, here come the emails.
much love,
Ace
22.9.06
21.9.06
Jim McGreevey on Oprah
Check out my post on Gay Rights Watch about Jim McGreevey's interview on Oprah.
19.9.06
Nip/Tuck Dissection: Episode 4.03
I have stuff to do and people to talk to so I'll let this video sum up all the reasons why I watch this show.
18.9.06
15.9.06
12.9.06
Nip/Tuck Dissection: Episode 4.02
The gayness continues...with some Scientology!
Christian is continuing to live in denial, with regards to his gayness - I hate saying homosexuality, so very 1990s. Richard Chamberlain comes in with his pet, Thad Luckinbill (great name) and tells Christian all the procedures that Thad will need, including a new "aristocratic nose" - what the hell? So blah blah blah, Christian convinces Thad that he doesn't need to pretend to be gay/bi for his sugar daddy, takes him to a strip club, and watches him get danced on(?) by a stripper. Oh yes, Thad remarks to the stripper (the episode, Blue Mondae, is named after her) that he has a "woody." Fabulous!
So I think it's safe to say that by convincing Thad that he is straight, Christian believes that he too can be convinced that he is straight. So, that storyline ends with Richard kicking Thad out because of the strip club thing. Thad goes to Christian's place, blah blah blah, offers blowjob for money, gets punched and kicked out by Christian. [I failed to mention the butt shots! Sorry! Anyone know where there might be pics posted?]
Oh ya, all that Scientology stuff with Matt and Kimber, crazy crazy shit. Those producers have some real balls.
In my extensive research for this post I came across:
Ace
8.9.06
5.9.06
Nip/Tuck Season 4 Premiere
2.9.06
Power Of The Blog: iTunes Changes "Back to School" Playlists
Just 4 days ago, I posted this, about an iTunes Music Store set of "Back to School" playlists. I noted a couple different playlist descriptions, all of which were based on different social cliques or groups at a typical school. Well, it looks like they've had a subtle makeover since then - and what a surprise - they took out all the things that I mentioned.
Look for all the missing text in "The Faithful" and the missing Latvian girl reference in the "Exchange Students".
1.9.06
So The VMAs Were Last Night
HIGHLIGHTS:
Shakira and Wyclef Jean performance. This was so great! The dancing was crazy. Plus, I don't know how many times there was a close up shot of Shakira's ass shaking. The vocals weren't as strong as they could have been, but it was fun.
Lil' Kim entrance: I couldn't believe it when Kim walked onstage with those guards and in that orange jumpsuit. She is crazy and is totally owning it.
Jessica Simpson word mangle: Jessica totally fucked up the Best Dance Video presentation with her "muah...ma..la..ya ". And she said "push my tush" - not funny.
OK Go treadmill dance: I couldn't believe that they did that dance live. The video for that song is amazing and you know it took them a couple dozen times to get it right.
Pink/Nicole Ritchie Awkwardness: When Pink was presented the Best Pop Video award by Nick Lachey and Nicole Ritchie, I thought there might be some tension. Pink won for her "Stupid Girls" video which is all about people like Nicole, Paris, Lindsay, and Jessica. But there was no tension, or slapping, so I was disappointed.
Sarah Silverman on Lance Bass: I'll let this one speak for itself: